Babs [referring to two reality tv writers]: They wanna branch out.
Ari: Haha, to what, the circus?
Babs: Features.
Ari: Oh come on, I met those freaks. If it wasn't for losers eating bull cock tempura they'd be lucky to produce a decent infomercial

Drama: That whole world is deviants, bro. The dudes bang each other while the chicks watch, the chicks bang each other while more chicks watch...
Turtle: And yet nobody would let you watch anything!

Well, that was quick. Either you couldn't close, or the sheer physics of the act was too overwhelming

Drama [to Eric referring to a tall model]

I don't want to do another TV show. That's satan's work!

Jeffrey Tambor

Lloyd: How was the funereal, Ari?
Ari: Oh it was delightful! Are you kidding me? Alan has not looked that good in years!

Dana: I want to be under you.
Ari: Dana, I told you, my wife's in the car!
Dana: Very funny

Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me, Ari?
Ari: Only my cock and my asshole, Lloyd

Entourage Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

Dana: I want to be under you.
Ari: Dana, I told you, my wife's in the car!
Dana: Very funny

Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me, Ari?
Ari: Only my cock and my asshole, Lloyd