Roman: Would you like to go for a drink?
Emily: I have a boyfriend.
Roman: You don't have a boyfriend in Paris.

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Emily: Is this it?
Roman: It's on the fifth floor. This is the fourth floor.
Emily: I just schlepped up these bags five flights. This is the fifth floor.
Roman: In France, first is ground floor, then the first floor, then the second, and so on.
Emily: That's weird.

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I have been dreaming of moving to Paris forever, you know. I mean French men, they love older women. Look at their president. He's young. He's hot. He married his schoolteacher.

Madeline

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Madeline: I am here to prove that a Masters in French does not go to waste.
Emily: This is going to be amazing for you.

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