Yes, let's talk about bees, instead of the execution you just made in Yonkers.


I always imagined you have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.

Sherlock [on his father's being in danger]

It wasn't *one* thing, was it? It was *everything*. Your life's work.

Sherlock [on what his father did to attract assassins]

There is only one thing that can guarantee peace -- your head on a pike. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Joshua Vikner

Zoya Hashemi: What else have you learned?
Morland Holmes: You're a murderous hag.

I didn't do it.

Morland [standing over a dead body]

Speaking of our would-be murderer, let's go introduce ourselves!


I've seen subtler displays of insensitivity. Do you attend the wakes of all your victims?


Sherlock [about Moriarty]: That's the first time you've ever paid her a compliment!
Joan: She also has great taste in shoes.

Before you go, look at your hand. Not invisible anymore.


Sherlock Holmes. Doctor Watson. What took you so long?

Joshua Vikner

Well, lack of imagination is an occupational hazard for an apex predator.


Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.