Yes, let's talk about bees, instead of the execution you just made in Yonkers.

Sherlock

I always imagined you have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.

Sherlock [on his father's being in danger]

It wasn't *one* thing, was it? It was *everything*. Your life's work.

Sherlock [on what his father did to attract assassins]

There is only one thing that can guarantee peace -- your head on a pike. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Joshua Vikner

Zoya Hashemi: What else have you learned?
Morland Holmes: You're a murderous hag.

I didn't do it.

Morland [standing over a dead body]

Speaking of our would-be murderer, let's go introduce ourselves!

Sherlock

I've seen subtler displays of insensitivity. Do you attend the wakes of all your victims?

Sherlock

Sherlock [about Moriarty]: That's the first time you've ever paid her a compliment!
Joan: She also has great taste in shoes.

Before you go, look at your hand. Not invisible anymore.

Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes. Doctor Watson. What took you so long?

Joshua Vikner

Well, lack of imagination is an occupational hazard for an apex predator.

Sherlock

Elementary Quotes

I think this is the Olympics of self-pity.

Watson

He proved tweed isn't bulletproof! You must be proud.

Bell