The Carrington impulse is to throw money at a problem and if that doesn't work, lie.Fallon
Fallon: Do you think grandpa is trolling us?
Steven: Maybe he loved Beth Middler?
Fallon: Seriously, you're just going to walk away from $250K?
Liam: I can't afford not to.
Look, the past couple days have been a lot of fun. Okay? Very Pretty Woman. Or the edgy gender reversal sequel.Liam
They're comparing me to 2007 Britney, I mean I can't even get Solange.Fallon
Colby: She committed fraud, and she knows it.
Monica: And you didn't? You played the same game, you just can't admit that you lost.
For what it's worth, you're the best first wife I ever had.Liam
Blake: It's not like he's here to enjoy any of it.
Steven: Everyone deserves a last hurrah, don't they?
Blake: Why didn't you tell me? You put me through hell.
Cristal: Maybe you deserved a trip to hell.
Fallon: Are you undocumented?
Sam: I'm a citizen of the world.
Cristal: He was essentially asking me to whore myself out.
Fallon: Well, at least daddy recognizes your true talent.
Fallon: What? I asked for violet campions.
Maid: Yes. But that flower only grows on the Rock of Gibraltar. It's quite rare.
Fallon: So? The Carringtons and the Colbys are getting married. Our flowers will be picked off the hard, cold surface of your ass if we want them to be.