Fallon: I'll go find the wizard myself.
Culhane [as The Tin Man]: There's no way in hell I'm skipping.

Fallon [as Dorothy]: I have no idea why you can't get it through your straw head that I am with Culhane. It's like you don't have any...
Liam [as the Scarecrow]: Brains. Well if I don't, its because I've lost my mind for you.
Fallon: And I've just lost my mind.

Oh, looks like someone's having a leg, a breast and a thigh. Can you two put some clothes on? People need to take shelter.

Fallon

Kirby: Remember they have to stick this up my down under.
Sammy: Not that specific one. I doubt it's BYOB.
Kirby: Hmmm?
Sammy: The second "B" is for "baster."

Psychic Adriana: A man strong, bare-chested.
Sam: Wait, are you sure that's not my card? Cause that could be Steven.
Fallon: Get your own card.

I'm sorry, who is she again? Please save your cheesy, inspirational quotes for your Instagram, and don't tag me.

Fallon

I'm like a ghost in Gucci.

Ada

Every time a transaction rings an angel gets her billions.

Fallon

Alexis: It was a dark time. Adam has just been kidnapped.
Fallon: Yes, we all know Adam was the lucky one.

I don't just barter for antiques, sweetheart. I barter for power.

Ada Stone

Fallon: Besides, my mom used to build a wall on Steven's bed everytime he brought a girl how and it always worked.
Liam: I wonder why.

I'm back bitch, and I'm your problem now.

Kirby

Dynasty Quotes

Everyday, I take one mans dirt and turn it into diamonds. And digging up insider info is even easier when they assume I work for the airline, instead of owning the plane.

Fallon

Like it or not, we live in an age of dynasties. Who else can you trust to run the family business?

Fallon