Duck Dynasty
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The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are boldly going where no redneck has gone before.
Jase
Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun.
Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.
You don't mix nail guns and medication. That's just not smart.
Martin
That's my crapper.
Jep
If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.
Jase
Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.
Jase
The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.
Kay
You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.
Kay
One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.
Wilie
Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.
Jep
Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.
Jessica
I love bringing old things back to life.
Kay
