As a hunter, I think this is one of the most enjoyable kills I've ever had.

Jase

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• Added: January 30, 2014

She was a looker. Like them chicks on The Weather Channel, you know what I'm sayin.

Phil

• Permalink: She was a looker. Like them chicks on 'The Weather Channel' you know what I'm sayin.
• Added: January 30, 2014

It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.

Jase

• Permalink: It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.
• Added: January 30, 2014

The key to telling a scary story - throw a little realism in there.

Phil

• Permalink: The key to telling a scary story - throw a little realism in there.
• Added: January 30, 2014

When I hear a sound that's particularly unpleasant, I gotta put a stop to it.

Jase

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• Added: January 30, 2014

You need a weapon? Give me a flip-flop and a Big League Chew.

Si

• Permalink: You need a weapon? Give me a flip-flop and a Big League Chew
• Added: January 30, 2014

You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.

Phil

• Permalink: Do you why, Priscilla, you don't wanna breathe those fumes? You ever seen a dead animal in...
• Added: January 30, 2014

What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?

Willie

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• Added: January 30, 2014