King James: I wish to know all the secrets of existence.
The Doctor: Don't we all? But true knowledge has to be earned.

And why today? Because this is my problem. I can buy that this is the biggest ever witchhunt in England. Or, I can buy that it is an alien mud invasion. But both on the same day? I can't buy that!

The Doctor

King James: My father died when I was a baby.
Ryan: I feel ya. I lost me mum and me nan.
King James: My father was murdered by my mother who was then imprisoned and beheaded.
Ryan: Okay, that's worse.

[This hat] belonged to my first Witchfinder General, Scotty, who saved my life in barracks then later betrayed me so I had him shot.

King James

Ryan: I bet you have all the best kit, your Majesty.
King James: I have a great many artifacts. Torture implements. Charms. And a wide selection of body parts.

Becka wasn't kidding. These are hard times for women. If we aren't being drowned, we're being patronized to death.

The Doctor

I will still be with you. In the water. In the fire. In the earth. In the air.


Together we shall save the souls of my people from Satan. Even if it means killing them all.


King James: And what is your field of expertise, my Nubian prince?
Ryan: Uh....
King James: Torture?
Ryan: Me? Paperwork mostly, your Majesty.
King James: Paper! How fascinating! We should talk.

King James: And these are your underlings?
Graham: It's a very flat team structure. We all have our area of expertise.

Savage: As King James has written in his new Bible,'Thou shall not suffer a witch to live.'
The Doctor: In the Old Testament. There's a twist in the sequel. 'Love thy neighbor.'

The Doctor: Could you pause all sales protocols for a bit?
Twirly: Even the upselling?
The Doctor: Even the upselling. You've just had a nap of about 200 years so your offers are out-of-date anyway.
Twirly: Without upselling, my only purpose is delivery.
Graham: We don't need you to do that either, mate.
Twirly: The future is very confusing for my protocols.

Doctor Who Quotes

Clara: Do you think I'm pretty?
The Doctor: No, you're too short and bossy and your nose is all funny.
Clara: Good enough.

Only in darkness are we revealed. [...] Goodness is not goodness that seeks advantage. Good is good in the final hour, in the deepest pit, without hope, without witness, without reward. Virtue is only virtue in extremis. This is what *he* believes, and this is the reason above all I love him, my husband. My madman in a box. My Doctor.

Nardole [quoting River Song]