Sam Swift: Who's this, your sidekick? You got your dad as your sidekick?
The Doctor: I'm not his dad, I'm the Doctor.
Sam Swift: Is that the best name you could come up with?
The Doctor: What, says Sam Swift the Quick? Trying a bit too hard, isn't it?

The Doctor: Ashildr.
Me/Ashildr: That's not my name. I don't even remember that name.
The Doctor: Well, what do you call yourself?
Me/Ashildr: Me.
The Doctor: Yes. You. There's nobody else here.
Me/Ashildr: No. I call myself, Me. All the other names I chose died with whoever knew me, Me is who I am now. No one's mother, daughter, wife. My own companion. Singular. Unattached. Alone.

The Doctor: His life force is opening a portal.
Me/Ashildr: To my new life.
The Doctor: Or to Hell.

The Doctor: Why are you still alone? What happened to the second immortality charge I gave you?
Me/Ashildr: No one's good enough.

Ashildr: You think they're all idiots, don't you?
The Doctor: What, you mean the rest of the universe? Basically, yes I do.
Ashildr: But they're kind and brave and strong. And I love them.
The Doctor: Good, but that won't save you.

Go. Now. Go find Vikings on other planets. The universe is full of testosterone. Trust me, it's unbearable.


Winning is all about looking happier than the other guy.

The Doctor

What is a God but the cattle’s name for farmer? What is heaven but the gilded door of the abattoir?


Clara: You're always talking about what you can and can't do, but you never tell me the rules.
The Doctor: We're time travelers. We tread softly. It's okay to make ripples, but not tidal waves.

I looked them up in my 2000 year diary. They are called The Mire. They are one of the deadliest warrior races in the entire galaxy, but they're practical. They get what they want and then they go.

The Doctor

A good death is the best anyone can hope for, unless you happen to be immortal.

The Doctor

O'Donnell: Guess that dead body wasn't so dead after all.
Lunn: And now we've got the writing.
The Doctor: The Fisher King did it himself.

Doctor Who Quotes

You’ll find that it’s a very small universe when I’m angry with you.

The Doctor

I'm not scared of Hell. It's just Heaven for bad people.

The Doctor