We're on Gallifrey! 'Dead' is just Time Lord for 'man flu'!

The Doctor

At the end of everything, one must expect the company of immortals.

Ohila

Lord President. With respect, get off his planet!

The General

Clara: Is this a story, or did this really happen?
The Doctor: Everything ever told really happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten.

Gallifreyan Soldier: There was a saying, sir, in the Time War.
Lord President Rassilon: A saying?!
Gallifreyan Soldier: First thing you notice about the Doctor of War is that he is unarmed. For many, it's also the last.

Lord President Rassilon: What's his plan?
Ohila: I think he's finishing his soup!

I heard the Doctor had come home. One so loves fireworks.

Ohila

Nothing's sad 'til it's over. Then everything is.

The Doctor

The Doctor: How'd you get out here?
Clara: Magic. Or I went to the airport and caught a plane. You?
The Doctor: ...Magic.

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The Hybrid is not a half-Dalek, nothing is half-Dalek. The Daleks would never allow that. The Hybrid, destined to conquer Gallifrey and stand in its ruins... is *me*.

The Doctor

I'm not scared of Hell. It's just Heaven for bad people.

The Doctor

It's a killer puzzle box designed to scare me to death, and I'm trapped inside it. Must be Christmas.

The Doctor

Doctor Who Quotes

Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, “I’d like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold.” The problem is, the magic haddock, like robots, don’t think like people. The fisherman’s son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadn’t wished the first two wishes.

The Doctor

Hunger looks very much like evil from the other end of the cutlery. Do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?

The Doctor