The Doctor: You know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?
Ashley: What?
The Doctor: They're both ridiculous.

Shona: If you are Santa, what are you doing here?
Santa Claus: It's the North Pole. I own it.

Oh. Sorry about this. Well! We are just three passing, perfectly normal roof people doing some emergency roof things. Carry on. Merry Christmas, if it is Christmas, I mean. Ha ha. I don't much care for things like that. Ha ha ha haaa.

Santa

Of course, the earth's darkest hour and mine. Where else would you be?

The Doctor

Danny: Attention! This is not a good day. This is earth's darkest hour! And look at you miserable lot. We are the fallen and today we shall rise, the Army of the Dead shall save the Land of the Living. This is not the order of a general, nor the whim of a lunatic [Missy: Excuse me?!]. This is a promise! The promise of a soldier! You will sleep safe tonight.

Thank you! Thank you so much! I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. Did I say sometimes, thank you! I am not a good man. And I'm not a bad man. I am not a hero. I'm definitely not a president and no, I'm not an officer. You know what I am? I am an idiot! With a box and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army. I never have! Because I've got them. Always them! Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise and he will never hurt her. PE, catch!

The Doctor

The Doctor: Why are you doing this?
Missy: I need you to know we're not so different! I need my friend back. Every battle, every war, every invasion. From now on, you decide the outcome. What's the matter Mr. President? Don't you trust yourself?

Oh go on. Crack a smile. I want to see if your eyebrows drop off.

Missy

Clara: I wasn't very good at it, but I did love you.
Danny: I loved you, too.
Clara: I'm never gonna say that again.
Danny: Me neither.
Clara: Ready?
Danny: Yeah.
Clara: I feel like I'm killing you.
Danny: I'm already dead. You're here this time, at least.
Clara: Goodbye Danny.
Danny: Goodbye Clara.

Clara, watch this. This is who The Doctor is. Watch the blood soaked old general in action. I can't see properly sir, because this needs activating. If you want to know what's coming, you have to switch it on. Didn't all of those beautiful speeches disappear in the face of a tactical advantage? Sir.

Danny

The difference is this. Pain is a gift. Without the capacity for pain, we can't feel the hurt we inflict.

The Doctor

He's a Cyberman. Doctor, Danny's a Cyberman. And he's crying. Doctor, he feels it. He's crying.

Clara

Doctor Who Quotes

Listen. This is just a dream. Very clever people can hear dreams, so please, just listen. I know you're afraid, but being afraid is alright, because didn't anyone ever tell you fear is a super power. Fear can make you faster, and cleverer and stronger and one day, you're going to come back to this barn and on that day, you're going to be very afraid indeed. But that's OK, because if you're very wise and very strong, fear doesn't have to make you cruel or cowardly. Fear can make you kind.

Clara

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor