Doctor Who Quotes
Razor: Do you want the good tea or the bad tea?
Bill: What’s the difference?
Razor: I call one “good” and the other “bad.”
Bill: ...I’ll take the good one.
Razor: Excellent. A positive attitude will help with the horror to come!
Bill: What horror?!
Razor: Mainly the tea.
The Doctor [about Missy]: She’s the only person I’ve ever met who’s even *remotely* like me.
Bill: So, more than anything, you want her to be good?
Nardole: Are you having an *emotion*?
Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who. These are my disposables, Exposition and… Comic Relief.Missy
You’re probably handsome, aren’t you? Well, congratulations on your relative symmetry.Missy
Missy: Hello. I’m Doctor Who. And these are my plucky assistants, Thing 1 and… the other one.
Nardole [long-sufferingly]: Bill, Nardole.
Missy: We picked up your distress call [broad wink] and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.
Bill: Yeah, we’re not assistants.
Missy: Okay, right, so what does he call you? Companions? Pets? Nags?
That's the trouble with hope. It's hard to resist.The Doctor
See, that’s what I’m trying to teach you, Missy. You understand the universe, you see it, you grasp it, but you never learned to hear the music.The Doctor
The Doctor: So, you thought the Eater of Light could destroy a whole Roman army.
Kar: It did!
The Doctor: And a whole Roman army could weaken or kill the beast.
The Doctor: Well, it didn’t work! You got a whole Roman legion slaughtered, and you made the deadliest creature on this planet very, very cross indeed. To protect a muddy little hillside, you doomed your whole world.
Nardole: We’re looking for Bill, right?
The Doctor: No, we’re looking for the maximum danger in the immediate area and walking right into it!
Listen, you are all very, very angry. And really, you’re just scared. But for now, would you mind awfully just jumping out of your skins and allowing Nardole and I to escape in the confusion?The Doctor
Nardole [about a crow]: But it *talked*!
The Doctor: Well, of course it did. It’s a crow. All crows talk.
Nardole [taken aback]: Well, they don’t talk in the *future*!
The Doctor: Of course they do. Human beings just stopped having intelligent conversations with them, and they all took a bit of a huff.
Nardole: Crows in the future all in a huff?
The Doctor: Of course they are! Haven’t you noticed that noise they make? It’s like a mass sulk!
Five thousand Roman soldiers. Eyes peeled. They must have left some kind of mark on the landscape -- burning huts, slaughtered locals, sweetie wrappers.The Doctor