Doctor Who Season 9 Episode 13: "The Husbands of River Song" Quotes
And they lived happily ever after.Closing Title Card
[on how she knew a spaceship was going to crash] I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up!
[Her diary is almost full] The man who gave me this was the sort of man who knew exactly how long a diary you were going to need.
Tell me, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?
'Sonic trowel'? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?The Doctor
River Song: I'm your wife!
King Hydroflax: You planned to murder me!
River Song: Don't change the subject!
River Song: If either of you ever use my name again, I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
The Doctor: Which alphabet?
[to the TARDIS] You are a time-space machine! You are a VEHICLE! I've never asked you to cheer me up with hologramatic ANTLERS!The Doctor