Doctor Who Season 11 Episode 7: "Kerblam!" Quotes
The Doctor: Could you pause all sales protocols for a bit?
Twirly: Even the upselling?
The Doctor: Even the upselling. You've just had a nap of about 200 years so your offers are out-of-date anyway.
Twirly: Without upselling, my only purpose is delivery.
Graham: We don't need you to do that either, mate.
Twirly: The future is very confusing for my protocols.
We did it! We're not dead! We're totally not dead!Ryan
I should let you know I have a coordination problem. Not super serious. But, y'know, it makes life really interesting. And frustrating. And difficult. Especially at moments like this.Ryan
That's the problem with conspiracies. There's so much to think about.The Doctor
I can't concentrate when I'm near her. It's like I forget everything I'm supposed to be doing. I mean, have you smelled her?Charlie
Kira: I'm just such a butterfingers.
Charlie: I love butter.
The Doctor: I need to you find out the history of the company and try to get some plans of the complex.
Graham: How am I gonna do that?
The Doctor: You're perfectly placed. No one questions a cleaner. You've got unrestricted access.
Graham: Yeah. And chronic skin irritation.
Jarvis Slade: How would you like a warning for insubordination?
The Doctor: I'd love one. I could add it to my collection.
The Doctor: I'm The Doctor. I'm new. And you are?
Jarvis Slade: Jarvis Slade, warehouse executive. Your boss.
The Doctor: Well, you've certainly got the clipboard for it.
Jane Maddox: [looking at The Doctor's bio scan] What? Two hearts?
The Doctor: Courtesy of the First Lady. Very good health care policy. Don't like to talk about it.
Dan: Mornin' Les! How're the family?
Kerblam! Man: Good morning, Daniel. My name is not Les but I acknowledge your amusing co-worker banter.
Dan: Every morning. So much for machine learning.