Yes, we often learn our most important lessons outside the classroom. The painful truth about the state of a relationship, the ugly cost of challenging authority, the sad fact that life's colors aren't always rosy, then are those who refuse to accept these important lessons. They simply wait to teach a lesson of their own.

Mary Alice

Now, go pack up your sex factory and I will bake us some cookies.

Bree

I'd stay and say hi but that would involve a lot of listening and sad nodding.

Gaby

I've got a new book title for you - "Your Husband's Banging Somebody."

Renee

You slow down. Push the kid out and drive off. Why is it so hard?

Gaby

Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 4 Quotes

I've got a new book title for you - "Your Husband's Banging Somebody."

Renee

You slow down. Push the kid out and drive off. Why is it so hard?

Gaby