Zari: Hey, am I a bad person if I found that very, very enjoyable?
Nate: No, no, no. They're terrible people.
Zari: Okay, good.
Nate: Totally off-topic, but does that cloud look like Mick to you?

Thank you, everyone here, for making my day about a floating bowling alley.

Ava

Zari: Nate.. I think the world is ending. We need to get out of here.
Nate: This is one of the top five worst dates I've ever been on.

I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Sara

You know, where I'm from, being normal is being crushed by the boot of capitalism and then blaming it on anyone with brown skin. It's being told that only degenerates can fancy men and women. It's your old man coming home drunk every night and beating you to a pulp because that's what his old man done to him. But magic, Spooner, the ability to break the rules, to stick it to the rich and the powerful, that's who I am. And I'm nothing without it, Spooner. I'm nothing.

Constantine

Zari 1.0: Tarazi siblings.
Behrad: Activate!

Spooner: Yeah, I can see where this is going, new Zari.
Zari 1.0: Well, technically, I'm the original Zari.
Behrad: The OZ.
Nate: The one and only.

Superhero, a totem bearer, and an alien named Gary become singing mannies. Did I just invent our spin-off?

Zari 1.0

Noelle: Clever.
Constantine: I'm John Constantine, love. Clever doesn't even begin to describe me.

Sara: Dig?
Bass: Yes, ma'am. I definitely do dig.

Nate: So you're bulletproof now?
Sara: Yeah.
Nate: Welcome to the club!

Listen, I believe long-distance relationships can work, but the 1800s, that's a bit of a stretch.

Zari

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Quotes

Nate: Someone stole the jump ship! Where’s Amaya?
Zari: According to the jump ship logs, Zambesi 1992. Right before the warlords destroy her village…
Nate: And she dies.

I knew we were all in trouble when Rip made us put on blouses just to save the King of France.

Mick