Well looks like we have a mission. So everybody stop looking so Les Miserables because we are going to France!


Can your computer lady make me some cucumber water? I'm parched from that dry interaction.


I miss you already Captain Pantsuit.


Ray: Well look who's finally off the clock...oh no, not again.
Nora: Oh yes, oh yes. It's the same thing every time. Kid gets a fairy godmother, what do they wish for? You get a pony, and you get a pony! Everyone gets a damn pony.
Ray: Well maybe next time you should say neigh.

Sara: Babe, it's happening.
Ava: We're final girls!

Sara: Gideon, take us to 2004!
Nate: And order one of these mattresses using promo code "Laceration."

Hey, what's with the wi-fi? I need to clap back at Blue Ivy on Cat Chat.


Gideon: How did you bypass my encrypted security protocol?
Zari: Oh just by being a business woman, makeup guru, bad bitch, and overall genius.

Ava: Oh my god it's Freddy Meyers, the Prom Night Slasher! Come on guys, I ranked him number five killer of all time on Stab Cast, my podcast about serial killers. Babe?
Sara: Oh.

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Freddy: What do I do?
Nora: Survive. Freddy, my upbringing was only dysfunction. But dysfunction doesn't get to choose who you are, you do.

Ava: Picture a dark hallway, feels like the killer's there with you. Shafts of moonlight cloud the floor.
Sara: Shh.
Ava: A glowing exit sign you may never reach.

Telekinesis, it makes perfect sense. Killers often act out of feeling powerless and now he has the ultimate power. I need to adjust my rankings.