DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 5 Episode 10: "Ship Broken" Quotes
Ava: Oh my god. Sara was right. This dog is making us go crazy. This is absurd. This is more absurd than that StabCast I did on the Son of Sam.
Gary: Wait, uh, what does Son of Sam mean? Cause I feel like Gary Jr. kept saying that to me in his barks.
Ava: What? No. It was a guy in the 70s in New York. He killed a bunch of people and later said that a dog made him do it. Oh my god! You adopted Son of Sam's demon dog.
Gary: At least I didn't buy from a breeder!
Nate: And then there's Zari. She's from the future. She's supes cute and she can control air.
Sara: This can't be the future, alright? It's not possible.
Ava: Why? You're a Paragon of Destiny who got radiated by godly light. Why is it so impossible that you gained the gift of foresight?
Sara: Because we don't all die!
Lita: Whoa, you're the coolest professor I've ever met.
Nate: Most likely, yeah.
Ava: Are you hiding something from me?
Astra: I bet you're the only one on this ship who's happy to see him.
Constantine: Oh, nonsense. As far as this sorry lot are concerned, as soon as anyone stops trying to murder them on a weekly basis, they're best friends.
Nate: Well this says this is his emotional support animal. Signed and everything.
Ava: I don't have time for this.
Gary: I've named him Gary Jr. Oh, he's made a tiny tinkle.
Gary: He isn't ship broken. Junior! He's usually a very good boy. Everyone watch your step.