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Bobby let me explain before you get your boxers in a knot.

JR

Make sure I never see you again.

Christopher

He tried to pay me off. Said I had no integrity. Christopher and I are done.

Elena

He was dyslexic, not stupid.

Elena

That man is as see through as a mosquito net.

J.R.

You look a lot better as an oilman than a barfly.

Elena

I'm a changed man, Cliff. Evidence of that is that you're not being wheeled out of here with two broken legs.

J.R.

Well, what do we have here? An angel talking to the devil.

Cliff

In the oil business cheap and fast gets you good and dead.

Christopher

I'd say when it comes to jealousy our girl is crazier than an outhouse rat.

J.R.

Spent a lot of my life hating how much she loved him.

J.R.

Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me darlin'.

J.R.
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Dallas Season 1 Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby