You won't want to miss any of the snarky lines. Check out these Dallas season 1 quotes.

You're just like your aunt Pamela. When it comes to the Ewings, I never could trust her and I can't trust you.


For all those people who want to tear me down, I have three little words. I am Texas.

Sue Ellen

You two boys started a business together. It'd be real nice if you could figure out how to make it happen.


Life is cheap in prison, Vicente and I'm a very rich man.


The next time you ask me for a hug you'll be hugging the business hand of my shotgun.


So you come for another hug, Annie?


Leave it to John Ross to get you a diamond the color of oil.


I can't die J.R. I have unfinished business with you.


You know you've hit a low when even a lawyer won't take the time to insult you.


Christopher: Old Ewing Oil space?
John Ross: Actually, new Ewing Energies space.

My life and everything I want it to be is better with you.

John Ross

Can you please tell him to stop being an idiot?

J.R. and Bobby. Sue Ellen and J.R. John Ross and Christopher. You won't want to miss any of these sarcastic barbs and one liners as the Ewing family returns. Enjoy our Dallas season 1 quotes here at TV Fanatic.

Dallas Season 1 Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.


I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.