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The first rule of cheating is that when the wife finds out, it's done.

John Ross

Why would I send a video of us making love to Pamela?
John Ross; We never made love. We screwed.

Emma

No offense but your family has enough enemies to fill a bus.

Heather

Dear Ann. Such a pretty packet of poison but look closely. Can you see that grasping scubas behind that smile?

Judith

Judith: It's not mother's milk but milk from your mother.
Harris: Dairy makes me nauseous.

I'm not you. I'm not a weak, sniveling drunk like you.

Pamela

How about you be angry with me? It's always a good place to start.

Harris

They heel better when they have a leash around their neck.

Judith

If I'd set out to put you in jail Mr. Ewing, you wouldn't be here smiling that impossibly smug smile at me now.

Judith

What is it that's so hard wired in you that you keep the most important events in your life secret from your husband?

Bobby

I'm his wife. I should know who my husband is screwing so I can decide if I want to be with him.

Pamela

Bobby: Over my dead body, boy.
John Ross: Don't tempt me Uncle Bobby.

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Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby
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