You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser.

Larry

Dr. Schaffer: Your life is mostly going to be taking her to appointments or here with her in the house.
Larry: I can still play golf.
Dr. Schaffer: Absolutely not. I don't imagine you'd have time for that.
Larry: Once a week?
Dr. Schaffer: No times a week. You won't have time for that.
Larry: What? Nine holes?
Dr. Schaffer: Zero holes, Mr. David!

You're nothing without your health. Some people are nothing even with their health. I fall in that category, sometimes.

Larry

Loretta: LD, do you know what it feels like to have cancer?
Larry: I know what it feels like to be with someone who has cancer.

Larry: Why are you fucking around with married women?
Leon: Ass is ass, Larry.

Larry: I'm going to dinner with Jeff and Susie and Richard Lewis and his new girlfriend, if you want to come along.
Loretta: Any black people gonna be there?
Larry: No.
Loretta: Then why would I want to go?
Larry: There might be some people with cancer there.

I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Larry

You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it!

Larry

Can I tell you something about apricots? 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.

Larry
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Quotes

You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it!

Larry

Can I tell you something about apricots? 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.

Larry
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