What the fuck were you thinking!? A picture of Bush, who gives a flying fuck! I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!

Jeff

Cady: People are gonna love you.
Larry: Why are they gonna love me? People dislike me intensely.

You come here to fuck or you come here to talk about your dirty suit? Hmm? Fuck or suit?

Anna

Solly: I'm a survivor.
Colby: I'm a survivor!
Solly: I'm a survivor!
Colby: I'M A SURVIVOR!

Colby: Did you ever see our show?
Solly: Did you see our show? It was called The Holocaust!!!"

Anna: It's the sabbath; I cannot drive.
Larry: We can walk. I'll take you piggy-back.
Anna: (sexy) Oh, now you're talking!

Rabbi: Right, so then uh, I'll, uh... do the blessing, uh, the last blessing, just a little bit of Hebrew, and then I will put the glass on the floor, and we'll step on it, and that'll be it.
Cheryl's Dad: That's when everybody yells "a matzoh toff"?
Rabbi: No no, it's "mazel tov". It means good luck.
Cheryl's Dad: Could we say "yippee!" or something?
Cheryl's Mom: Or "good luck" or something?
Cheryl's Dad: "Hallelujah" would be good.

(to Cheryl) How's your vagina?

Wandering Bear

Susie: Wandering Elk, whatever the fuck your name is, you were paid already.
Wandering Bear: You don't need to talk like that. You're a better person than that.
Larry: No, she's not.

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