Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 2: "Thor"

Larry: I don't tell my wife anything. I don't confide in her. I don't trust anybody. I just treat her like an acquaintance
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 1: "The Car Salesman"

Dana: I notice this is a GT and the brochure says there's a model called the GTS. Now what is the difference between the GT and the GTS?
Larry: Okay, the GTS is "guaranteed tremendous safety."
Dana: So, without the "S," it's just "guaranteed tremendous?"
 • Rating: Unrated

Cheryl: Oh my god, is that the ocean?
Larry: Eh, you get used to that in two days
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: So what, I'm a shmuck for being in a masturbation contest?
Jason Alexander: It's not an incredibly noble experiment was it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: Can you shoot the whales from this balcony? Because sometimes I like to have blubber for breakfast
 • Rating: Unrated

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