There are two things about Dog that everybody knows. I am clean, and I'm fair.

Big Dog

I will be the Edmund Hillary of shitting wear you eat.

Larry

You know I talk during intercourse too.

Larry

Cheek to cheek contact for men, that's unacceptable.

Larry

Jeff: You're shittin' where you eat.
Larry: That's right. I'm shitting where I eat.

I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they're doing, chicken wise.

Larry

Larry: You really are your mother's daughter, aren't you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.

Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.

Larry: I think if you didn't want to sleep with her, you wouldn't be so tolerant of the LOL.
Eddie: Well that goes without saying.

Shara: I like you.
Larry: What's not to like.
Shara: Ehh, you're a Jew.

I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic shit hole.

Funkhouser

You know what you are? You're a social assassin.

Jeff
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"

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