For a guy who can't talk, he has a pretty big mouth.


What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?


What the fuck is that? He's like a mime or some shit?


You've gone through enough today. You don't need to be looking at garbage.


There's plenty of Pinkberry's. I bet you there's a couple of decent ones near a prison.


First of all, congratulations on a great attempt on a chat and cut.


You see what's going on here? She's doing a chat and cut.


You know what the best thing about going to New York is? I'm not gonna see your face for three months.


Guy: You've got something on your head.
Larry: I believe they refer to that as a smiley face. They're frequently used by idiots at the end of emails and text messages, such as "I miss you ...smiley face."

That's a long time for sorrys. That's like saying Happy New Year in October.


The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Deano!


Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell outta here!

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Cheryl: Why am I always the one who initiates sex?
Larry: I'm available for sex all the time, basically, so anytime you want to have it, you can have it.
Cheryl: Wow.
Larry: But anytime I want to have it, I can't--just assume that I want it all the time, so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

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