Nick: Hey, you got a big day in court today, don't you?
Ray: Yeah, Nate Haskell. Putting my game face on.
Nick: Well, I'd tell you to give him hell, but that's probably where he's going anyway.

Nick: If I don't go to the gym now I won't go at all.
Ray: You feel the need to leave Doc Robbins a good looking corpse.
Nick: Something like that.

She could book you. You know she's a casting director for the L.V.P.D.


I'll fork out the extra dollars to go six feet under. I don't like the idea of being portable, in a vase being passed around from relative to relative. No, I'm gonna get a tombstone, something that someone can worship me at.


Sara: Ash. Morphology.
Nick: Cremated human remains.
Sara: Cremains.

Detective Reed: You know I've heard of donating a body to science, but a thrift store?
Nick: I wonder how much the killer thought it was worth. I mean, times are tough.

Sara: You know, I actually shop at this store. They have some good stuff.
Detective Reed: They always sell body parts?

Sarah: Well, I almost got blown up twice. I accused your ex-girlfriend of murder. And... Oh! I told off your mother.
Grissom: Oh good, so you kept busy.

We all have this need to find that one person to connect with, and when we do we find that we're overlooking their imperfections and disappointments.

Julia Holden

Sarah: this case has nothing to do with my marriage.
Julia Holden: It does now.

You don't seem to be winning any points with your mother-in-law. She seems to like me, though.


Sarah: It's not really a language barrier. It's just a barrier. She's very hard to get close to. She questions everything. She has to be right about everything. She's emotionally unavailable.
Catherine: You just described Grissom. Like mother like son.

CSI Season 11 Quotes

Haskell: I want Ray to live a long time so he thinks of me every time he unzips his pants
Brass: Yeah, he will remember what a putz you are.

Brass: You know what this button does.
Ray: Morphine clouds my thinking.