She restores my faith in the human being plus she helped me with my crossword puzzles. She's been my best friend. I'll miss her for the rest of my life.


Grissom: I was talking to the bees.
Sara: Shocker.

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Grissom: Where did that girl come from anyway:
Catherine: My vagina.

You want to do me a favor? Open your mouth and shut up.


So, who are you?


Don't beat yourself up. I don't feel the way you do about Grissom and I want to kill the bitch with my bare hands.


From 2000 to 2006 Lady Heather ran a role playing red room out of her home. Whips, chains, pig masks, the whole ball of sex wax.


Wow, thirty minutes in the car, no words. If you were playing that silent car game, you definitely win.


Shark fins. Looks like somebody jumped a shark.


Sara: Terrorism.
D.B. Russell: Why do you say that?
Sara: Vegas is terrified.

Donna: I just love that your family crest has an Evergreen and Reindeer on it.
Morgan and Greg: [at the same time] it's perfect for Christmas.
Donna: Did anyone ever tell you two, that you're really cute together?

Donna: You don't see Gynecology as a pure science do you Mr. Russell?
DB: Now, I wouldn't say that. It is after all systematic pursuit of knowledge. Seeking an understanding of who we are and where we can from. That sounds like science to me. Well, maybe not pure.

CSI Quotes

That leaves us one question. Who is Ian Moone?


Nick Stokes: Open bottle of Vodka, a used glass. What do you think; one last drink?
Greg Sanders: One last laugh.