She restores my faith in the human being plus she helped me with my crossword puzzles. She's been my best friend. I'll miss her for the rest of my life.

Grissom

Grissom: I was talking to the bees.
Sara: Shocker.

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Grissom: Where did that girl come from anyway:
Catherine: My vagina.

You want to do me a favor? Open your mouth and shut up.

Sara

So, who are you?

Grissom

Don't beat yourself up. I don't feel the way you do about Grissom and I want to kill the bitch with my bare hands.

Catherine

From 2000 to 2006 Lady Heather ran a role playing red room out of her home. Whips, chains, pig masks, the whole ball of sex wax.

Catherine

Wow, thirty minutes in the car, no words. If you were playing that silent car game, you definitely win.

Sara

Shark fins. Looks like somebody jumped a shark.

Grissom

Sara: Terrorism.
D.B. Russell: Why do you say that?
Sara: Vegas is terrified.

Donna: I just love that your family crest has an Evergreen and Reindeer on it.
Morgan and Greg: [at the same time] it's perfect for Christmas.
Donna: Did anyone ever tell you two, that you're really cute together?

Donna: You don't see Gynecology as a pure science do you Mr. Russell?
DB: Now, I wouldn't say that. It is after all systematic pursuit of knowledge. Seeking an understanding of who we are and where we can from. That sounds like science to me. Well, maybe not pure.

CSI Quotes

Nick Stokes: Open bottle of Vodka, a used glass. What do you think; one last drink?
Greg Sanders: One last laugh.

Dr. Robbins: A racist gets stabbed before he can drown. Some would call that justice.
Ray Langston: We still have to call it murder.