I'm your wife, okay? You don't have to turn on me.


Mac: And how are you?
Jo: I think I messed up, Mac. You know all my friends keep saying to me, "Jo, you know, when most people get divorced they just rebound into some awful relationship, or they spend all their money traveling through Europe trying to find themselves. But you, you adopt a child."

Jo: You have a little black book listing all the things wrong with the ex-wife?
Russ Josephson: No, it's a list of all the things I adore about you.

I adopted you because you needed me...And, because I needed you.


Danny: You got a hall pass young lady?
(Jo flashes her badge)
Danny: Alright, that'll do.

Danny: She was a pretty smart girl....Calculus C.
Jo: Lord, I never knew there was an A or a B.

So, she just wasn't checking out a book. She was getting a little sex education.


Jo: That is so cruel. If they were on my squad I'd kick 'em to the D team.
Lindsey: You were a cheerleader.
Jo: Don't act like you weren't.

Keith: No, I just do what I'm told.
Lindsey: So, you're a pompous lackey ass?

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