Why did your last book suck so much?

Conspiracy theorist [to Rossi]

'Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.' -- Arthur Conan Doyle


It's time to get out your tinfoil hats, my fine furry friends, because we are on our way to Roswell, N.M.


We let our clues lead us to conclusions, not the other way around.

Lewis [to Melissa]

Simmons: The Chicago mob killed JFK.
Rossi: See? He gets it.
Prentiss; Don't encourage him.

From where I'm sitting, this crazy conspiracy theorist is the only one making sense.

Melissa [to Lewis]

Life is messy, random.

Prentiss [to Melissa]

I guess there's just one thing to say before I invoke my right to an attorney -- good luck.

Melissa [to Lewis]

Know what that is, Melissa? That's a magic bullet.

Lewis [to Melissa]

'Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.' -- Daniel Patrick Moynihan


"The spectacle is capital accumulated to the point where it becomes image." -- Guy Debord


He likes his new nickname enough to bring him own neon.


Criminal Minds Quotes

They mess you up, your mom and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had, and add some extra, just for you - Philip Larkin.


Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.