Lewis: So, you expecting the Queen?
Garcia: Always.

Prentiss: How many parties have you thrown?
Rossi: Not near enough.

I've been in hospitals more times than I care to admit. Sometimes I think there's got to be a better way, a better place.

Garcia [to Diana]

Rossi: I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Krystall: Damn straight you are.

Maeve: Want to know my deepest, darkest secret?
Reid: Mmm hmm.
Meave: I love '90s rom-drams and rom-coms, the cheesier the better.

Simmons: Vision boarding go well?
Garcia: You wouldn't believe how many stickers we used.

It tastes like you scraped the forest floor and juiced it. And even that's too generous.

Lewis [to Garcia]

Krystall: It's going to be the best, fastest sendoff you've ever seen.
Rossi: Why fastest?
Krystall: Because I don't want you to change your mind.

You have a peace about you.

Krystall [to Rossi]

Six agents blown to pieces. Damn. You're going to need a bigger boat.

Foyet [to Reid]

This is a journey. ... What you see is up to you.

Strauss [to Reid]

That is what they call overkill.

Rossi

Criminal Minds Quotes

Prentiss: This is not a game.
Marcus: No, it's not, Emily. Tick, tock.

They mess you up, your mom and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had, and add some extra, just for you - Philip Larkin.

Hotch