Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
I was at Kate Middleton’s wedding and we barely speak anymore.Nathaniel
Nathaniel: I’ve been trying to get an Uber but these idiot drivers keep canceling on me.
Heather: You must have a bad rating.
Nathaniel: The ratings go both ways? Socialists.
Doing baby laundry makes me want to cry.Darryl
Here is your burger and cabbage. They call it the No One Wants That.Heather
Heather: I have news.
Rebecca: Is it that you’re getting us a new vibrator? Because the old one is on its last legs.
Heather: You don’t still use my vibrator.
Rebecca: No I don’t.
Rebecca: Have you considered owning a condo?
AJ: No way. I don’t even know what a condo is.
Brendan doesn’t sell drugs anymore which is kind of a bummer because he was my weed guy.Scott
Paula: I used to think she was his OTP.
Scott: Over The Pants?
Paula: One True Pairing
I just can't. I'm with child. I'm with a child, my brother.Rebecca
Oh right, it's the theater. You can have female directors.Rebecca
Hello Rebecca. Please, I need to say something very important to you. First, little boy move aside, we don't have any money for your youth club overpriced candy.Nathaniel
I love pretzels, they are a funky treat for teens.Tucker