Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
I love being the chosen custodian of your dream.AJ
Paula: Good morning, Dr. Roth.
Dr. Roth: It is before noon.
Josh: He had sex with a bush.
Greg: In my defense, it looked like a lady.
Let's go on a slide backwards!Rebecca
I still get a very heavy period. It's like the Earth cracking open and a hot lava.Paula
You have very powerful feelings for Greg ... and waterslides.Dr. Akopian
I napped once, it was 1983.Paula
Well I am glad you’re happy, I really am. And it makes me happy too, it does.Nathaniel
And FYI I have opinions and a brain, I know that makes me hard to love.Maya
Look at that guy. We were gym buddies and then I was busy being a nice person and then he jumped in there, and I mean in there literally.Nathaniel
Greg: I stopped by to say hi, I missed you.
Rebecca: But we just hung out like an hour ago.
Speak softly. Feed frequent snacks. Give them something to suck on? Wow, you know some of this works for adults too.Greg