Community Season 3 Episode 13: "Digital Exploration of Interior Design" Quotes
Kim: You're really mean.
Annie: Put it in a letter, Jane Austen!
Pop, pop, Captain.
Magnitude
Everyone wins. Except Abed. But, you know, not everyone can win.
Dean Pelton
I wanted to stand next to you for a moment. Like a good book by Orwell. Or a Veggie Delight.
Subway
Troy: Vice Dean Laybourne. You have a beard. And a ponytail.
Laybourne : I'm going through some stuff right now, Troy. Don't worry about it.
I am not a whore, and not that I've done the math, but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind who gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
Britta
I can't think of a better use of my time here than being unconscious.
Jeff
Did you know Greendale students are technically in the Army Reserve? Let's say a little prayer for peace.
Dean Pelton
Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.
All difficult things are better. Like carrying a disease. Or holding a fart right now.
Troy