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Can we make this quick? I have to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.


For your information, I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.


Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.

If God were edible - not that I'm Catholic - but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.


His dreadlocks remind me of the Predator, which is weird because you're doing the actual hunting, and you seem invisible to him.


Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have 10 of them?

I gotta stop hanging out with her. She sounds like a chicken finger.

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