Quiet Ann [to Desna]: There are bad bitches in this world, right?
Virginia: Amen!
Quiet Ann: But once in a generation comes along a true OG gangster boss bitch. And that's you, Desna. Don't ever change.

Bryce: Want to have fancy hotel sex?
Jenn: Yes. God, yes.

Don't worry. She hear nothing. She off Candy Crushing.

Zlata [to Desna about Olga]

He's alive, your daddy. He's living right here, in my heart and your heart.

Uncle Daddy [to Roller]

This whole conversation is a nest of shit hornets I have no desire to step into.

Bryce [to Roller]

Virginia: They let you out?
Polly: Yeah. Something like that.

Virginia: Something you want to share?
Desna: You know what? Mind your nosy business.
Virginia: Damn! Is that how you treat your bridesmaid?
Desna: Fake bridesmaid. Don't ask.

Virginia [to Desna]: You go sign those papers like the accessory to murder that you are.
Jenn: I'll miss you least of all, Scarecrow.

Jenn: Where's your bridal glow?
Desna: It's dim. Let's just get this over with.

Oh, my God. What is wrong with Bridezilla?

Jenn

You ain't dumb. But you're ruled by your appetites. You're instinctual. You're impulsive. You're like a shark.

Uncle Daddy [to Roller]

Quiet Ann: How do you get off? Did I say that?
Bartender: Yeah. You just said that.
Quiet Ann: I meant when.
Bartender: Any minute, if this weather gets any worse.
Quiet Ann: It just got worse.

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.