Roller: Little Olga told me Zlata's got people all up in the Gremlin.
Bryce: It's the Kremlin, genius.
Roller: Potato, tomato.

Brenda: First you cheat on the father of one of your babies. And now you're letting Daskika and Devonte take your house.
Jennifer: Mama! God! Keep that shit to yourself.

What's going on? You don't usually do drivebys unless shit hits the fan, and it feels a little early for turds to be blowing around.

Jenn [to Desna]

Jenn: So we're going to live like some boogie-down Brady Bunch.
Desna: I guess. It's either that or get got.

[Zlata] can't take us down much lower than this. We're driving a station wagon like a bunch of Indigo Girls.

Uncle Daddy

You gentlemen need dancer names that will make women wet. Brad and Jeff, I'm simply not moist.

Polly [to dancer recruits]

And when I go to my Million Moms meeting, I will not leave my grandbabies in the car if it's over 100 degrees.

Karen [to Jenn]

It's Desna, Brenda. I've only told you that about 8 million times.

Desna [to Brenda]

Desna: [Zlata] thinks I should live like a boss.
Jenn: But you've already got a gold necklace that says "Boss" on it

Jenn: So just tell her this ain't going to work.
Desna: I saw her shoot her sister in the face. I ain't gonna tell her jack.

Desna: It's a little slow midweek until the pillbillies get their government checks.
Dr. Ken: I think your guards are scaring away the foot traffic.
Zlata: They cause more pain. Is good.

A little extracurricular banging never hurt a marriage. Just ask my three husbands.

Brenda [to Bryce]

Claws Quotes

It's Desna, Brenda. I've only told you that about 8 million times.

Desna [to Brenda]

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.