Lester: We're shaping the youth of America!
Jeffrey: I'm not allowed to that anymore.

Alex: Whether you like it or not day, I'm not going anywhere.
Casey: Neither am I.
Morgan: Good luck trying to get rid of me guys.

Listen don't make the same mistake I did. I missed my daughter's birth. Missed her whole damn childhood. Alex's mom had to raise her all on her own. There's not a day that goes by I don't regret that. Now you get in there. Move it!

Casey (to Awesome)

Without us that kid is going to grow up listening to Snow Patrol and Coldplay. We just can't have that can we?


Chuck: General can we borrow a van?
Beckman: Agent Bartowski, you just arrested Alexei Volkoff and obtained the hydra network we have spent the last 20 years searching for. Lieutenant, get this man a chopper!

Volkoff: You're gonna need an army to get out of here alive.
Chuck: Will they suffice?

I was never gonna kill you Alexei. After all, I am my father's son, aren't I?

Technically I guess you could say that in the end it was Stephen J. Bartowski who took you down. Fitting, don't you thin

I kinda like having my dad around. I don't just like it, but I'm used to it so...I spent most of my life think that my dad was dead, I'm not ready to do it again okay?


Death is the solution to all problems. It's a quote from my favorite poet and humanitarian...Joseph Stalin.


When we get back we need to have a serious conversation about the benefits of tranq guns.

Morgan: You never told me you were going to be wearing something else underneath that wet suit.
Chuck: Morgan are you telling me you're not wearing any clothes under there?
Morgan: Underwear, Chuck, I'm wearing underwear.

Chuck Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

Hey, it'll be alright buddy. You know what, we'll go outside, we'll get some fresh air, we'll play some bocce.


That's a grunt. That is a Casey grunt.