I'm not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.


Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.


Why, oh, why am I suddenly craving a cheese sandwich?


I plumbed the depths of their tiny minds, plucking all sorts of juicy tidbits.

Ms. Wardell

I feel more myself in boy's clothes. Actually, Dad, I don't think I'm a girl at all.


Zelda: What would you say to frog's legs for dinner?
Sabrina: Can't we just have pizza?

Make this glorified carny you're sweet on feverish with lust.


Every avalanche begins with a snowflake.

Ms. Wardwell

Button your lip or I will do it for you, literally.

Aunt Zelda

Ambrose: You're crazy.
Sabrina: No. Ambrose. I'm mad.

My soul is who I am, and I signed it away.

And since when do you wear black? Trying to be edgy, are you?

Aunt Zelda