I restore to you your full witch abilities. So now, my dear, you have both power and freedom. And may you never give up either again.

Madam Satan

Your every choice you have ever made has led you here. I've made quite sure of that. Haven't I, Nicholas?

Dark Lord

Why can't people just be nice to me? Oh. You're very nasty boys.

Fake Sabrina

Harvey: I'm never going to eat another vegetable again.
Theo: Like you ate vegetables before?

My father charged me with protecting this Academy, and that's what we're going to do.


Our bond is eternal. Our bond is unbreakable.

Dark Lord

You know the story of Pandora, don't you, Father Blackwood? It's almost a parable. A cautionary tale. The gods gave Pandora a jar containing all the sorrows of the world. Toil, famine, pestilence, death. They armed her for vengeance, Father Blackwood. For destruction. So when you ask me to explain these "miracles," as you call them, I feel I must warn you. Do you really want to open that lid?

I'm the Herald of Hell. I am evil.

I'm not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.


Why, oh, why am I suddenly craving a cheese sandwich?


I plumbed the depths of their tiny minds, plucking all sorts of juicy tidbits.

Ms. Wardell

Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.