Oh Hermann please, everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.

Shay

Dawson got her ass squeezed by a drunken Englishman.

Leslie

Patron: It's called a Black and Tan!
Bartender: It's called a half and half you moron!

Hermann: Welcome. Don't screw up the checks. The first and the fifteenth.
Nicki: Oh, I will!

Hey! One hand on the beam, Cal, and I don't care if you're carrying a cow! Men die when they relax!

Kelly

Wow, this is bad bad bad.

Hermann