Clevinger: You talk like a madman.
Marcello: But I live like a sane one.

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We don't just hand out promotions, willy-nilly!

Cathcart

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Yeah, we went through the whole thing. Clevinger was... he was just... good, basically.

Yossarian

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If I had a nickel for every small thought of yours, I'd be the richest... what in God's green earth is that?

Cathcart

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Cathcart: Sergeant Major, step forward. Sergeant Major, congratulations, I'm hereby promoting you to a Major. Congratulations, get in.
Major: Sir, uh...
Cathcart: You're a good man, you've earned it, you worked hard.
Major: Yes, sir, uh... Does this mean, will my duties be any different?
Cathcart: Will his duties be any different, Colonel?
Korn: Of course, sir, he's a Major!
Cathcart: Of course, you're a Major. We don't just hand out promotions, willy-nilly!

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In his eyes... there's no life flashing before them or any of that. There's just terror.

Yossarian

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That's some catch, that catch-22.

Yossarian

• Permalink: That's some catch, that catch-22.
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Milo: When was the last time you had a strudel?
de Coverley: Not recently...

• Permalink: When was the last time you had a strudel?
• Added: May 17, 2019