Yossarian: They're burying the kid who died on my plane the other day.
Milo: How did he die?
Yossarian: He got killed.

Chaplain: Where are you going?
Yossarian: I'm heading home.
Chaplain: Oh... can I get you anything?
Yossarian: No, thank you.

I can't do this anymore.

Yossarian

Help? Hello? My balls...

Yossarian

Catch-22 Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Help? Hello? My balls...

Yossarian

I can't do this anymore.

Yossarian