Beckett: What are you going to wear?
Esposito: You wanna know? You gotta show, see what I got going on.

Ryan: I used to go out with a girl who was into the love style.
Esposito: What happened, did the relationship suck?
Ryan: Deal breaker, she wanted to have sex in a coffin. I'm open minded, but not that open minded.

You have the right to remain silent. so shut the hell up.


Beckett:Hell of a shot Castle.
Castle:I was aiming for his head

Beckett:A felon who wants to be a lock smith what could go wrong there?
Jessop:You know you don't have to be mean.
Castle:Ya wow.

He's a word smith.

Castle:Wait is that why you've been so upset? because I let her read it before you?
Beckett:I'm the inspiration I should be reading it before some reporter does.
Castle:Why didn't you say so?
Beckett:Why didn't you just give it to me?
Castle:Why didn't you ask?
Beckett:Why didn't it occur to you?
Castle:.... You'll have it by tomorrow.

Put the taser down.

Agent Shaw

He... a... touches things.


Castle:See I'm helping
Agent Shaw:Ya great buy you an ice cream later.

Castle:Alright, what aren't you telling me!?
Beckett:Oh so much Castle, so very very much.

Castle:You should really moonlight, trust me you would make a fortune. Come on isn't there anything you would like to do with your handcuffs besides arresting criminals?
Beckett:No.... but there is one hot wild kinky thing that I do like doing... Putting killers behind bars.
Castle:see your already a tease your halfway there.

Castle Season 2 Quotes

Beckett: Sometime when I am bored I go to cafe in little Odesa and pretend to be Moskevite.
Esposito: That's kinda hot.

Castle: Thanks for saving my life.
Beckett: Ah, I was just trying to avoid paperwork.