Bunheads

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Bunheads

Henderson is Rob Schneider to Vegas' Daniel Day Lewis.

Michelle

Nothing is more terrifying than a canoe.

Truly

Boo: I'm never having children.
Melanie: Preaching to the choir.

You wired a cardboard box for electricity.

Fanny

My ballet teacher maced us during a production of the Nutcracker.

Sasha

Michelle: Casey!
Casey: Here.
Michelle: Hey, kid, life tip. You can't go four months letting someone call you Anna Maria.

Fanny: My gosh my lashes are crooked. I've been driving around with crooked lashes for an hour and noboy told me?
Michelle: Yeah, where's a good drag queen when you need one?

Have you ever put ground glass in your rival's toe shoe?

The Ringer

You need a fourth. Watch The Craft.

Michelle

You always end the conversation one sentence too late.

Fanny

Michelle: Are those jumps?
Sasha: It's so sad that you have to ask.
Michelle: Seriously. Did they learn in a room with low ceilings?

They have bottomless mimosas here, which frankly I just see as a challenge.

Fanny
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Bunheads Quotes

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle
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