Henderson is Rob Schneider to Vegas' Daniel Day Lewis.Michelle
Nothing is more terrifying than a canoe.Truly
Boo: I'm never having children.
Melanie: Preaching to the choir.
You wired a cardboard box for electricity.Fanny
My ballet teacher maced us during a production of the Nutcracker.Sasha
Michelle: Hey, kid, life tip. You can't go four months letting someone call you Anna Maria.
Fanny: My gosh my lashes are crooked. I've been driving around with crooked lashes for an hour and noboy told me?
Michelle: Yeah, where's a good drag queen when you need one?
Have you ever put ground glass in your rival's toe shoe?The Ringer
You need a fourth. Watch The Craft.Michelle
You always end the conversation one sentence too late.Fanny
Michelle: Are those jumps?
Sasha: It's so sad that you have to ask.
Michelle: Seriously. Did they learn in a room with low ceilings?
They have bottomless mimosas here, which frankly I just see as a challenge.Fanny