Parking always seemed like such a racket to me, but now....!

Fanny

I say after class we check the town for pods.

Melanie

Yelp is for people who photograph their food. Ooh! Candles.

Fanny

Every year! The same decades old projector, the same terrifying movie, the 1976 "The Miracle of Life." You know what the miracle is? That anybody got pregnant given the amount of body hair goin' on.

Melanie

Michelle: Did you just see Katniss run by?
Truly: With a bow and arrow? Yeah.

Boo: I saw Magic Mike twice.
Carl: That's it? Really? All this is because you smell?
Boo: Yes.
Carl: Great. I totally get it. Channing Tatum is a fine actor.

Michelle: You know I don't do blind dates.
Talia: It's not blind, you have a picture.
Michelle: It's a woman with a moth eating her face!

Oh little one, I have done all that you have done or shall do. Thought of all you have thought or shall think. I am all knowing. I am Michelle.

Michelle

And the ghost of Donald O'Connor applauds you as well!

Michelle

Oh my mother's going to have a fit not being here to see this. It's my prediction, however, that eventually she's going to love Michelle more than she loves me.

Hubbell

Well I have to tell you I haven't driven to a place this charming since the city gave us curbside recycling bins!

Fanny

You are nuts that you never eat any of this delicious food Grandpa Walton is plying you with.

Michelle

Bunheads Quotes

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle