Buffy: I'd like to find Willow and Xander.
Joyce: Will you be slaying?
Buffy: Only if they give me lip.

Xander: Go away this is my hiding spot.
Cordelia: Where do I hide?
Xander: You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity.
Cordelia: What's the plan?
Xander: The vampire attacks you.
Cordelia: And then what?
Xander: The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice.

Lily: I always knew I would come here, sooner or later. I knew I belonged here.
Buffy: Where?
Lily: Hell.
Buffy: This isn't hell.
Ken: Isn't it? What is hell, but the total absence of hope? The substance, the tactile proof of despair. You're right, Lily. This is where you've been heading all your life, just like Ricky.

Xander: I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia.
Willow: I wonder what our first homework assignment is gonna be.
[He raises his eyebrows]
Willow: Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues.

Buffy: Hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
[Buffy bashes his head with a weapon]
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.

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Angel: Buffy? What's going on? Where are we? I don't remember.
Buffy: Angel?
Angel: You're hurt.
[They embrace]
Angel: Oh, Buffy...God. I...I feel like I haven't seen you in months. Oh, my God, everything's so muddled. I...oh. Oh, Buffy...
[Acathla’s mouth opens and the portal forms]
Angelus: What's happening?
Buffy: Shh. Don't worry about it.
[They kiss]
Buffy: I love you.
Angel: I love you.
Buffy: Close your eyes.
[She stabs him with the sword]
Angel: Buffy...

Buffy: Alright, talk. What's the deal?
Spike: Simple: You let me and Drus skip town, I help you kill Angel.
Joyce: Angel, your boyfriend?
Buffy: Forget about Drusilla. She doesn’t walk.
Spike: There’s no with Dru.
Buffy: She killed Kendra!
Spike: Dru bagged a slayer? She didn't tell me. Hey, good for her!
[Buffy is mad]
Spike: Though not from your perspective, I suppose.

Buffy: I told you, I’m a vampire slayer.
Joyce: Well, I just don’t accept that.
Buffy: Open your eyes, Mom. What do you think has been going on for the past two years? The fights, the weird occurrences. How many times have you washed blood out of my clothing, and you still haven't figured it out?!
Joyce: Well, it stops now!
Buffy: No, it doesn't stop! It never stops! Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? How dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or, God, even studying! But I have to save the world...again.

Angelus: And that’s everything. No weapons...no friends...no hope. Take all that away and what's left?
[He tries stabbing her and she grabs the sword]
Buffy: Me.

Xander: Hi! For those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person. So, this spell might restore Angel’s humanity? Well, here’s an interesting angle: Who cares?
Buffy: I care.
Xander: Is that right?
Giles: Let’s not lose our perspective here, Xander.
Xander: I’m perspective guy. Angel’s a killer.
Willow: Xander...
Buffy: It’s not that simple.
Xander: What? All is forgiven?! I can’t believe you people!
Cordelia: Xander has a point.
Xander: You know just for once I wish you would support me! And I realize right now that you were and I’m embarrassed. So, I’m gonna get back to the point...which is that Angel needs to die.
Giles: Curing Angel seems to have been Jenny’s last wish.
Xander: Yeah? Well, Jenny’s dead!
[A fight breaks out]

Spike: Nice walk, pet?
Drusilla: I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth. Then the moon started whispering to me all sorta of dreadful things.
Angelus: What did it say?
Spike: Oh, look who’s awake.
[Angelus hits Spike’s head]
Angelus: What did the moon tell you? Did you have a vision? Is something coming?
Drusilla: Oh yeah. Something terrible...pssst, pssst, pssst, pssst.
Angelus: Where?
Drusilla: At the museum, in a tomb, with a surprise inside.
Angelus: You can see all that in your head?
Spike: No, you ninny, she read it in the morning paper.

Angelus: Hello, lover. I wasn't sure you'd come.
Buffy: After your immolation-o-gram? Come on, I had to show. Shouldn't you be out destroying the world right now, pulling the sword out of Al Franken or whatever his name is?
Angelus: There's time enough. I wanted to say goodbye first. You are the one thing in this dimension I will miss.
Buffy: This is a beautiful moment we're having. Can we please fight?
Angelus: I didn't come here to fight.
Buffy: No?
Angelus: Gosh, I was hoping we can get back together. What do you think? Do we have a shot? Alright. We'll fight.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

Buffy: Oh, the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about 'kissing toast'. He lived for kissing toast.
Giles: You mean, Kakistos?
Buffy: Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?
Giles: Kakistos.
Buffy: Is that bad?
Giles: Kakistos is Greek, it means the worst of the worst. It's also the name of a vampire so old that his hands and feet are cloven.

Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's b****, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.