Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 9: "The Puppet Show" Quotes
Sid: You win. Now you can take your heart and your brain and move on.
Buffy: I’m sure they would’ve made great trophies for your case.
Sid: That would’ve been justice.
Buffy: Yeah, except for one thing...you lost, and now you’ll never be human.
Sid: Yeah, well neither will you.
Buffy & Sid: What?!
Looks like someone digs you. That’s adorable. You and the dummy could tour in the freak show...Cordelia
[The dummy turns his head away]
Giles: Oh, I'm sorry. Umm... your hair, uh...
Cordelia: There's something wrong with my hair?
[She touches her hair]
Cordelia: Oh my God.
[She runs away panicked]
Giles: Xander was right. It worked like a charm.
Willow: I think dummies are cute. You don't?
Buffy: Ughhh. They give me the wig, ever since I was little.
Willow: What happened?
Buffy: I saw a dummy. It gave me the wig. There really wasn't a story there.
Buffy: No, wait. I’m not buying, you guys. Remember the hellmouth? Mystical activity is totally rife here. This to me says demon.
Giles: I’d like to think you’re right. A demon is a creature of evil, pure and very simple. A person driven to kill is...is...um...it's more complex.
Willow: The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone. It could be me!
[They all look at her.]
Willow: It's not though.
Buffy: Giles...into every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny.
Giles: If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated, or at least helped.
Buffy: Nah. I think I'll take on your traditional role...and watch.
Xander: And mock.
Willow: And laugh.
[They all laugh at him]
Buffy: Okay. I think maybe we better leave our Mr. Giles to this business he calls “show.”