Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?

Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.

Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.

Brennan

Booth: I'm a sniper, you hear me, and snipers they do not fire blanks.
Brennan: And in that analogy, my ovaries are what, target practice?

Go pork yourself.

Barbara

He was the most selfish, miserly, billionaire, son-of-a-bitch this side of Montgomery Burns.

Hodgins

Angela: But Booth is Catholic.
Brennan: So, we had premarital sex; clearly exceptions can be made.

Unlike Booth, I am an equal opportunity accuser. See, I don't care about sex, age...just motive and opportunity.

Aubrey

Bones Season 12 Episode 3 Quotes

Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.

Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?