I bought these shoes with the money I earn.


You mess up in class you get a B minus. You mess up in here, a killer goes free.


My little double entendre generator was almost out of gas.


Dani: I make a mean espresso.
Peter: What do you got against instant?
Dani: Let's just say I like to grind.

If I ever get shot and this meathead is my doctor just let me bleed out, please.


Fall off and break your leg if you want to. You won't be suing today.


I guess we'll know when the battle of the big ego ends.


Bud: You're under arrest.
David: What for?
Bud: If it were up to me? Being a horrible person.

Now we know where all of her blood went.


Bud: What would have happened if she was crabby and whiny?
Megan: I would have called her Bud.

Megan: Mom, you're here to help me pick out a color.
Joan: I think I should introduce you to my interior designer.

Planning on studying at the rave, huh?


Body of Proof Season 2 Quotes

Curtis: I'm glad somebody's in bed with the right people.
Megan: We all have our talents.

Peter: Is your paresthesia acting up again?
Megan: No, my mother is.