I could say no but it seems a little to early to be lying to you.

Megan

It almost makes me long for the days that you were in charge.

Ethan

Who would have ever thought there was a despot lurking in the big soft gooey body of Curtis?

Ethan

Ethan, can you see how hard I'm not laughing right now?

Curtis

That's the old chief. This is how the new chief rolls.

Curtis

Peter: Oh was it that bad?
Megan: No, it was that good.

Ethan: I'm the peanut butter to your jelly. The Hall to your Oates.
Curtis: The pimple on my behind.

Your going to kick back in the man cave as a woman rots in the wall?

Bud

Please tell me you have a crime scene for me or else you're just here to annoy me.

Megan
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