Your fancy words don't impress me. I've performed brain surgeries you couldn't even spell.

Meghan

Remind me to never investigate a plague again.

Bud

This is icky stuff, you don't want any part of this.

Charlie

Roofies mean never having to say you're sorry.

Bud

This could possibly be the worst date ever.

Megan

Megan; Wow, visiting you at work is a lot more satisfying than the other way around.

Megan: Peter, you get to shoot us.
Peter: Oh, my dream come true.

Aiden; The next time someone calls me with a broken sprinkler, I hope you'll understand.

The sooner I get to them, the sooner they can move on.

Megan
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