Kate: I never thought I would die alone.
Curtis: What the hell am I, chopped liver?

You've heard of ebola. Meet his nastier bastard cousin.


We're looking for a loser with a jumped up God complex who thinks that the ability to kill makes him a man.


I'm going to wake up screaming in the middle of the night years from now because I didn't think of that.


Let's not do the happy dance yet, we still have no clue what this disease is.


Samantha: If we do our jobs, we could save the world.
Bud: That was good. Let's grab our capes.

Samantha: What do you hear?
Bud: Some crack pot telling me we're all going to die.

He's doing his job. I'm doing my job. What are you doing exactly?


If my lab goes all to hell it's because of your duct taped ass.

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