If a month comes and you can make rent or the car payment but not both, make the car payment because you can always sleep in your car but you can't drive your house.

Frank

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• Added: October 21, 2011

You won't be poor exactly but you'll be paying for everything that used to come free so you'll feel strapped.

Frank

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• Added: October 21, 2011

You can order lobster at a steak house but never order steak at a lobster shack.

Frank

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• Added: October 21, 2011

I hear it's just like riding a unicycle.

Erin

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• Added: October 21, 2011

It looks a lot more like a date than an accident.

Danny

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• Added: October 21, 2011

Frank: What about nap time?
Henry: The boys are too old for naps, Francis.
Frank: I meant for us.

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• Added: October 21, 2011