Being Mary Jane
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on BETBeing Mary Jane Quotes
Lee: So naked means exposed, baring your soul for all to see.
Mary Jane: You're supposed to be funny, not philosophical.
Lee: Have you not seen Louis CK? Put your clothes on.
Mary Jane: What? Where we going?
Lee: We are going to get YOU naked.
Mary Jane: Look at your cute little nekkid ass.
Lee: Nekkid. Don't you mean naked?
Mary Jane: No. Naked is when you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don't have any clothes on and you're up to no good.
If Garrett wants Mary Jane vs Rhonda, then we're going to make sure you come out looking like the heroine and not the villain.
Kara
I'm just searching for a little escape before reality bites me in the morning. So, London, are you in?
MJ
Make yourself at home, but don't get too comfortable.
MJ [on a Post-It]
MJ: You're looking at the newest anchor of Great Day USA.
Kara: That well?
MJ: I'm pretty sure Garrett's talking to my agents as we speak.
Lee: I don't normally go home with women, either.
MJ: So why did you?
Lee: Because I'm a sucker for damsels in distress.
MJ: You thought I was in distress?
Lee: Weren't you?
MJ: I signed with a professional matchmaker.
Kara: A matchmaker? Is this one of your white friends' suggestions? It was Molly, wasn't it.
MJ: She caters to diverse, professional women like me.
Kara: How does that differ from a dating app?
NJ: It cost $20,000.
